
“Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid .” - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Imagine the Earth devoid of human life, inhabited only by plants and animals. Would it still have a past and a future? Could we still speak of time in any meaningful way? The question “What time is it?” or “What’s the date today?” - if anybody were to ask it - would be quite meaningless. The oak tree or the eagle would be bemused by such a question. “What time?” they would ask. “Well, of course, it’s now. The time is now. What else is there?
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| — | Eckhart Tolle, The Power of Now (via amor-omnibus) |

I’m pretty sure it was Sir Isaac Newton who discovered acceleration due to gravity…
but this is the internet so fuck facts
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I Love You - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I like telling dirty jokes,
and I like smoking crystal meth,
but darling, I love you
and I like laughing at retards,
I like throwing rocks at dogs,
but darling, I love you
I love you like the moon and stars
when little kids get hit by cars,
girl you know it’s true,
darling, I love you.



